Robert Allen were you been, Please tell sleephead and I a story.

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Oh my Gawd that was a funny story! Of course the helped but still classic stuff!! Yes, Robert, please tell us another one!

I was down last week From Tuesday to Monday. I was looking out for you guys. Chase fish the whole trip and showing up late every time, catching nothing but doggies. So let me tell a doggie story.
I was down the week before xmass 2 years ago and fishing False Point the last night before going home. The weather was changing fast and by midnight was snowing pretty hard with a thunderous lightning storm off shore. I caught doggies every cast and think after 30-35 I decided this would be the last one. Well, I unhooked it and then put my rod on the front of my truck. I had released all the doggies by hand all night but since my hands were so cold decided to nudge it in with my foot. When I nudged it, it barely moved so I gave it real good kick. The next thing I remember is that something hit me between my eyes and instantly knocked me off my feet landing on my shoulders. When I got to my feet, my legs were like rubber and I was thinking "I might be in real trouble here". I made it to my truck looked in the side mirror and with a wet face it looked like I was bleeding like a stuck pig, and thinking " I really might be in trouble here". When I got back my senses I figured that between unhooking th shark and putting my rod in the rack, it must of wrapped my leader, so when I kicked it, my 1509 loaded up, and the doggie unwrapped and unloaded my 8 oz'r into my face. The worst part of this deal was when I got up the next morning to go home. Both my eyes and nose were all swollen and yellow, green and blue and cut. You all know that ugly pig-like look you get from bar room brawl, and thinking "Oh chit my wife isn't going to believe this" but

"THAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT"

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Tried to get to the phone last night,but answerin machine picked up,and you were gone. Jimmy was upstairs too,if'n that tellsya anything.. As far as yer feeshin story....

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FHB,and proud of it!!

Thanks Robert! I needed some humor, sorry it's at your expense.

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